Being older is weird - so let’s play a game about it!
Would you rather:
Write a cover letter
Make an 8 hour drive
Call your bank
Go to the gynecologist/urologist
Put together an ikea cabinet
Deep clean the house for company
Provide technical support over the phone to elderly parents
Serve on a jury
Discuss final arrangements with an elder
Attend a shot gun wedding of an acquaintance
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This is routine stuff for us librarians, too. This is a good one- I like these kinds of requests.
my favorite work memory from this store will always be “hey remember when the subway inside the store closed down and they let me take a bunch of their shit for free and now it lives inside my house?”
my life is a joke
Because I'm only seeing other Jews posting about this, non-Jews I need you to be aware that for the past month or two there has been a wave of bomb threats and swattings at synagogues all across the US. They usually do it when services are being livestreamed. I haven't seen a single non-Jew talking about this. High holidays are coming up in a few weeks, which is when most attacks happen against our communities. We're worried, and we need people to know what's happening to us.
I need you to know this isn't just some online "trolls"
When I turned 18 I was finally considered old enough to know that my synagogue would get about 100 bomb threats every year throughout the high holidays. And even if some of them are just "trolls" online, how do you tell the difference? And how many resources do you waste when you have to check every one of them out? Because you can't know which ones are dumb assholes playing a prank and which ones are hateful assholes who are a serious threat.
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